Weddings are fantastic! Everyone has a great time and what could make it better than a good ol' set of bagpipes being played by someone who really knows what they're doing: namely me.
Funerals are sad! Everyone cries and what could make it sadder than a good ol' set of bagpipes being played by someone who really knows what they're doing: namely me.
I teach bagpipes as well as play them. I also play whistle, flute, guitar and bouzouki; isn't that fab? If you would like to be able to play any of them too I can help you achieve that goal. In the present climate of fear, loathing and paranoia I teach all my lessons over Skype or Zoom from the comfort and safety of my underground bunker. If you would like I would be happy to teach you in this manner until the pestilence has been cleared from the land. Once it has I would be delighted to welcome you into my studio for lessons or we can carry on as before.
Though I realise that it doesn't always show I have been to university and studied Gaelic language, culture, music and poetry. I was so good at it that the University of Edinburgh gave me an MLitt degree in exchange for using my copious talents. Now I can pass on these gems of knowledge on to you and your friends. This can be done through the magic of very large Zoom meetings or in person, following victory over the Green Death.